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The Rise of Never-Ending Job Interviews (bbc.com) 205

An anonymous reader quotes a report from the BBC: Every jobseeker welcomes an invitation to a second interview, because it signals a company's interest. A third interview might feel even more positive, or even be the precursor to an offer. But what happens when the process drags on to a fourth, fifth or sixth round -- and it's not even clear how close you are to the 'final' interview? That's a question Mike Conley, 49, grappled with earlier this year. The software engineering manager, based in Indiana, US, had been seeking a new role after losing his job during the pandemic. Five companies told him they had to delay hiring because of Covid-19 -- but only after he'd done the final round of interviews. Another three invited him for several rounds of interviews until it was time to make an offer, at which point they decided to promote internally. Then, he made it through three rounds of interviews for a director-level position at a company he really liked, only to receive an email to co-ordinate six more rounds. "When I responded to the internal HR, I even asked, 'Are these the final rounds?,'" he says. "The answer I got back was: 'We don't know yet.'"

That's when Conley made the tough decision to pull out. He shared his experience in a LinkedIn post that's touched a nerve with fellow job-seekers, who've viewed it 2.6 million times as of this writing. Conley says he's received about 4,000 public comments of support, and "four times that in private comments" from those who feared being tracked by current or prospective employers. [...] In fact, the internet is awash with similar stories jobseekers who've become frustrated with companies -- particularly in the tech, finance and energy sectors -- turning the interview process into a marathon. That poses the question: how many rounds of interviews should it take for an employer to reasonably assess a candidate before the process veers into excess? And how long should candidates stick it out if there's no clear information on exactly how many hoops they'll have to jump through to stay in the running for a role?
Google recently determined that four interviews was enough to make a hiring decision with 86% confidence, noting that there was a diminishing return on interviewer feedback thereafter.

"John Sullivan, a Silicon Valley-based HR thought leader, says companies should nail down a hire-by date from the start of the recruitment process, because the best candidates only transition the job market briefly," reports the BBC. "According to a survey from global staffing firm Robert Half, 62% of US professionals say they lose interest in a job if they don't hear back from the employer within two weeks -- or 10 business days -- after the initial interview. That number jumps to 77% if there is no status update within three weeks. "
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  • Delayed response (Score:5, Insightful)

    by backslashdot ( 95548 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @08:12PM (#61648655)

    Lots of companies end up with mediocre candidates because they think they can take forever to decide. Then starts their spiral down. Treat every job applicant with respect.

    • Multiple interviews are usually for "team fit". Most software companies are loathe to hire people without the buy-in of the key engineers in the team... who may (rightly) get pissed off that folks are bought in without their input. Contrary to what many people believe it is not necessarily the hiring manager who says no. If you put a candidate you really like through a panel, and it comes back with 50% positive, 50% negative, you have no choice but to have other people talk to her. Else that person will be

      • by AleRunner ( 4556245 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @09:10PM (#61648791)

        Multiple interviews are usually for "team fit".

        That's fair enough, however there's no excuse for this causing a never-ending sequence of interviews. Once you have initial screening, you can just schedule the different interviews as part of one meeting one after the other. I think that means three layers:

        * HR initial (phone or email)- is this actually a reasonable candidate / do they have appropriate permission / do they understand the job description / does the pay match etc.
        * Manager or technical screen (phone) - do we understand each other / do we talk about the same tech stuff
        * Interview meeting - possibly with three sections - "team fit" / "technical" and maybe HR / company fit, but definitely taking no more than one morning or afternoon

        • by gTsiros ( 205624 )

          THREE interviews? Heart transplant surgery probably requires fewer meetings, what the hell.

          • Three is fine as long as they aren't grueling all-day things. I had 3 for my entry-level job, first with HR was a quick chat to see I'm not a complete lying moron, then the hiring manager, and then one of our key stakeholders to make sure we understand each other and can work together. I think only the manager one was just over an hour. IIRC I had the offer at the end of the last interview.

          • You don't need to know how well your future heart will form as part of your team. If we could give objective and measurable scores for candidates and use a formula to assemble a perfectly functional team ideally suited for tasks like we do with medical tests then we wouldn't need to do interviews at all.

        • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

          by Rinikusu ( 28164 )

          These days I can generally work out a "good fit" with just two questions:

          1) Who won the 2020 Election?

          2) Are you vaccinated against Covid 19?

          • by Cederic ( 9623 )

            1) Thae Ku-min

            2) You just broke the law.

            Does that make me a good fit? I've turned one job down because they tried to make me break the law during the recruitment process; they weren't a good fit.

            • "Tell me you don't know how HIPAA works without saying the words "I don't know how HIPAA works"".

              The EEOC has repeatedly said asking prospective or current employees about vaccination status is permissible.

          • While true it is two questions you are not allowed to ask about.

            Political ideology and medical status.

      • by mcmonkey ( 96054 )

        If you put a candidate you really like through a panel, and it comes back with 50% positive, 50% negative, you have no choice but to have other people talk to her.

        There is always a choice. You can not hire that person. In fact, I'd say that's the "no choice" decision. If half your team doesn't like the candidate, having more rounds of interviews isn't going to change that. You don't hire that person (unless you as boss make the decision to overrule that half of your team, and you don't need more interviews for that).

        What you (as a hiring manager) absolutely does not want is for some of your key talent to feel dissed and start looking for jobs for themselves... something that is a real risk in these days where the market is super-favorable to good engineers.

        And the best way to lose good talent is by wasting their time. And needless rounds of interviews are a waste of time. Seriously, as other have said, 3 ro

        • Managers aren't good on qualifications fit. The interview with the team is NOT about team fit (a meaningless term) but is about actually figuring out if the candidate is good - are they telling the truth on the resume, etc. The only team fit is "can they do the job and pull their own weight without dragging others down?"

      • "Team fit" is mostly nonsense. It exposes you to discrimination lawsuits (because it's poorly defined), and more importantly, a good manager's job is to get people with different personalities to work together.

          If you don't have that skill, you're probably just a waste of breath as a manager, and should develop it.

        • Yes and no.

          I've worked on teams where we had genuinely disruptive people who were very, very difficult to detect ahead of time. Sometimes the person's 'quirks' didn't appear for weeks or months, but they were there....and they played hell with the team.

          Interestingly, it seems that these kinds of people often do poorly in remote work environments because they thrive on making people's lives miserable, and that's harder to do when you can mute them or force them to conduct all their communication through emai

          • The first question, of course, is whether these people actually have the skills. My bet is they don't. If they do, then:

            These Drama Babies are almost neutered if they can't stir their shit in an actual office, and you can poke and prod them until they lose their shit in frustration.

            A good manager should be able to shut that down quickly. Clearly you have skills in that direction, too. The most likely scenario here is that the manager is out kicking up their own drama somewhere, and doesn't notice the problem.

        • by Kisai ( 213879 )

          Team fit, doesn't even need an interview, just have the "team" watch the video during the second interview.

          Here's the thing, you can tell when someone isn't taking your seriously. Their eyes basically glaze over everything you're saying, as they rush to get the interview over with.

      • "Team fit" is meaningless jargon. The only "fit" is if they can do the job, and work with others. The lack of team fit is the same as having a lack of communication skills, or possibly harmful personality quirks like shouting a lot. This is like the HR people who talk about meaningless things like "corporate culture".

        If you do get the 50/50 response during an interview, that's generally a "NO" for the job. If the negative had reasons that is. There is never a requirement for unanimity but if that many

      • by teg ( 97890 )

        []If you put a candidate you really like through a panel, and it comes back with 50% positive, 50% negative, you have no choice but to have other people talk to her. []

        You definitely have another choice - in this case "OK, let's pass on this candidate and continue looking". If 50% of the peers are negative (and not just "indifferent"), that's definitely the choice I'd have made.

    • by gweihir ( 88907 )

      Indeed. Obviously good applicants _will_ get offers fast in some places.

    • Re: Delayed response (Score:5, Interesting)

      by NagrothAgain ( 4130865 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @09:03PM (#61648771)
      This guy was gunning for upper Middle Management. The field was already oversaturated before Covid started waking companies up to the fact that they have way too many layers of pointless management.

      And on top of that, those jobs need "soft skills" which are hard to gauge from a resume or a few short interviews. Besides, if you can't handle an endless series of pointless, go-nowhere meetings then Middle Management obviously isn't for you... so it seems like their interview process worked flawlessly.

      • The field was already oversaturated before Covid started waking companies up to the fact that they have way too many layers of pointless management.

        I really wish that was true, but I haven't seen managers getting fired and companies waking up.

        • You don't even know what the words are for letting somebody go whose position is no longer needed, so why should anybody expect that you'd successfully observe the phenomena? And why the hell would you be in a position to see it? Oh, right, a magical thinking seer.

          • You don't even know what the words are for letting somebody go whose position is no longer needed,

            It's fired, unless you want to use euphemisms.

            • by Cederic ( 9623 )

              'Redundant' and 'Fired' have very different meanings, even though they both result in an individual being out of work. One is not a euphemism for the other, especially where contracts and laws provide for very different treatments of those two situations.

              Then of course there is 'choose not to renew contract', which isn't firing someone, there's 'incentivise early retirement' which isn't firing someone and there's 'making life so shit they fuck off without you needing to fire them' which isn't firing someone

      • by Cederic ( 9623 )

        Besides, if you can't handle an endless series of pointless, go-nowhere meetings then Middle Management obviously isn't for you... so it seems like their interview process worked flawlessly.

        I hadn't thought of it that way. The counter of course is that if your company wants to reduce the number of pointless, go-nowhere meetings then using them to deter the very people that would stop that practice is unfortunate.

        It's a bit like the Civil Service in the UK. They really need people who don't tolerate pointless bureaucracy to come in and optimise the hell out of them, but their recruitment processes are so mired in dreary delay, paperwork and requirements to use precisely the right words to tick

    • Depends. I had an applicant come in straight out of a CS degree and tell me he wanted to write a compiler for us.

      Jackson County Circuit Court. IBM mainframe. Both bits of info he already knew.
    • I really had to push the (new) boss once, who wanted to seemingly put a candidate on hold in case better candidate's showed up, by saying we needed to tell the candidate yes or no. Basically, we're never going to get the perfect candidate because we're in a niche field (anything not IT support, web site related, or phone apps). I flat out said that it was rude, because I had been in that situation before. He had come from Cisco and was used to getting stacks of resumes on demand

      If the candidate is halfway d

    • by AmiMoJo ( 196126 )

      The last one I did they offered me the job after just one interview. Normally they do 2 but these days there is a lot of competition for engineers so they didn't want to wait. The other guys I interviewed with did want a 2nd interview and so lost out.

      If a company wanted a 3rd interview I'd probably withdraw at that point. Makes me think they are dysfunctional and bureaucratic.

    • I sometimes wonder if companies who overdo the interview process aren't just telegraphing their organizations weak decision making.

      I can also see where they may have even had "bad hires" who were mostly bad hires because they became hostile to an organization with indecisive leadership. Extended interview processes both reflect this indecision but may also become something of an inadvertent test of a new hire's willingness to put up with it.

      In my first real job, I had an interview with HR and then a schedu

  • by quonset ( 4839537 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @08:13PM (#61648657)

    WE CAN'T FIND ANYONE TO FILL OUR JOBS!

    Well duh. If you have people jumping through knife filled hoops of fire, what do expect? Contrary to what Google said, four interviews is twice as many as are needed to fill any position unless you truly have multiple candidates who are equally good (in your opinion). Then a third interview should be your final interview.

    It's common sense: people don't like being jerked around. If you value someone's time so little, what does that say about your place of work?

    • I came here to say this, perhaps not quite as well.

      If it takes you 3 interviews, you have the most even candidates ever. If you routinely need more than 2, you need to fire everyone from the AD position on up in HR.

    • Re: (Score:2, Troll)

      by rsilvergun ( 571051 )
      They're just whining because they want to bring in more cheap labor from overseas. Anything less than 50% unemployment and they'll be wanting for more labor. Why shouldn't they? We live in a post truth society and you can just say anything and nobody calls you out on it.
    • There are some positions for which the labor market is full of jobless candidates looking for work. And there are some positions for which employers must compete for scarce talent.

      In the former case, where the employer has the advantage, I would expect they do things like have lots of interviews. Because they can get away with it. Candidates put up with it. Candidates need those jobs.

      In the latter cases, employers will learn right away that if they have too many interviews the candidate just accepts a d

  • Unpaid labor (Score:4, Insightful)

    by battingly ( 5065477 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @08:13PM (#61648661)
    I've been through multi-round interviews, and then it finally became clear they just wanted my ideas on thorny problems they were trying to solve.
    • Highly unlikely, but your responses as you first suspected it, and it then "became clear," may have had an impact on your outcomes.

  • Three for tech (Score:4, Insightful)

    by darkain ( 749283 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @08:16PM (#61648671) Homepage

    In the tech world, it should be three interviews, that's it.

    1) initial screening with HR to ensure its a legit application
    2) manager interview to see how well you'd work together
    3) technical interview to show you know your shit (and NO, i do *NOT* mean whiteboards, because that's never the fucking job, stop that shit ASAP...)

    • 3) technical interview to show you know your shit (and NO, i do *NOT* mean whiteboards, because that's never the fucking job, stop that shit ASAP...)

      I don't mind white board interviews, but after I've gone through three or four of them successfully, you should come to the conclusion that I actually know how to program, and don't need to go through any more.

    • Well, but then since he's applying to be a manager they have to do a serious background check, and they find something weird that he of course hadn't mentioned, that is suggestive of something bad, but doesn't really spell it out, so they do another interview to try to find out about it.

      Then the person who had requested the additional information says, "Golly, you didn't actually find out the answer at all!" So they do another interview, and maybe they still don't actually get an explanation for whatever th

    • and NO, i do *NOT* mean whiteboards, because that's never the fucking job, stop that shit ASAP...

      I shipped tablets with pens to all of my team so we could continue to use shared whiteboards remotely during the pandemic. I'm having a time picturing a job where you never need to explain an idea to someone or discuss something diagrammatically.

      For interviews, one is usually a design question run on a whiteboard. You know, how would you build $SYSTEM.

      Unless you're talking about writing code on a whiteboard, in

  • ... professionals should start paying attention to the management techniques other companies are using for their works.

    Check out amazon's "hire to fire" practices:

    https://www.inc.com/jason-aten... [inc.com]

    • To be honest, I've seen this rubbish at UK IT consulting companies a lot. Hiring people for a project, with a very specific skill set, knowing that they will let them go afterwards. It was cheaper than getting a contractor, even including 1 month resignation period.
      Or getting some kids fresh off uni to fill the seats on a project and 3-6 months later when their probation period comes to an end letting them go as bad fit. Not because they were bad, just because it was cheaper to let them go and hire somebody

  • by Joe_Dragon ( 2206452 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @08:23PM (#61648689)

    when you have 6 bosses you need +6 interviews

  • by peragrin ( 659227 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @08:33PM (#61648703)

    I was like !any and laid off April 2020. 180 applications sent,30 interviews, 2 job offers. After I took a decent offer, (slightly lower pay but close to what I was making) 5 of the interviewed jobs came back to me and asked if I was still looking as the person they hired didn't work out.

        If only they hired properly the first time around. If they pay for experience that what they get.

  • 1 for HR to see if your lied about your resume.
    2 for the boss to meet you
    3 for the employees to meet you.

    4th when they have narrowed it down to 2 people and can't decide.

    If you need 5, then they never narrowed it down.

    • Or their favored candidates all turned down offers and they're trying to decide amongst the next tier down (while hoping someone better comes along).

    • If you've narrowed it down to two and you can't decide, but both are acceptable, just pick one. Flip a coin. Before they both get snapped up by someone else and you have to start over.
  • by bobstreo ( 1320787 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @08:54PM (#61648751)

    I'd ask them to start paying me as a contractor to make up my time they were wasting.

  • I hire a lot of EEs (Score:5, Interesting)

    by EmagGeek ( 574360 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @08:56PM (#61648761) Journal

    I hire a lot of EEs.. Junior, Senior, and everywhere in between.

    I ask the same question of all candidates, regardless of level of education or experience.

    "Explain how the three major passive components work and give some examples of how they are used." (Resistors, Capacitors, and Inductors)

    That's it. And you know what? It works magically. Juniors will give relatively short, shallow, and simple answers. A true Senior can go on all afternoon. But, of course it is all graded on a curve.

    When I started doing it this way, I was initially shocked and mortified that 90% of interviewees could not get through this simple question. But then I realized that those who actually want to be EEs will be able to do this cold and with enough breadth and depth to prove themselves.

    Then there is everyone else, and they don't get hired.

    • I am not an EE, but I could give a passable explanation for these. I do have a General license though.

      • I am not an EE, but I could give a passable explanation for these. I do have a General license though.

        Me too, or so I feel, but then I think about it and realize that my memory of the detail of how electrolytes work and inability to describe the chemistry of super capacitors would give away the fact I haven't been interested in these things for years. I think that's what makes it a great question. The only real way to cheat is by learning so much about EE that you would be useful in any case.

      • I could too, but the the OP's point is that what and how well you can tell about them correlates strongly with your overall experience and knowledge of EE. And they'd be easily able to tell my knowledge tops out at i=v/r and plugging shit into an arduino.

        Like you could ask someone about object-oriented programming and someone a fresh grand would maybe tell you about car extends vehicle stuff, while someone with experience would talk about multiple inheritance, composition, and other issues and weird behavio

    • They're all the same, each has nonlinear inductance, capacitance and resistance.

    • by ghoul ( 157158 )
      Any high schooler should be able to answer that

      This is like hiring a software engineer by asking them what is an array, a linked list and a tree.
      • This is like hiring a software engineer by asking them what is an array, a linked list and a tree.

        Horowitz and Hill released the Art of Electronics X-Chapters which is all the weird shit which didn't make it into the main book. It has a whole (and fascinating) chapter on wires. Just wires. They have a lot to say about passives.

      • You sound like a high schooler who has done physics (not any high schooler but only a select subset), or someone who has an interest in electronics (precisely what the GP was trying to assess).

        Basic questions are there to weed out the idiots. Engineers do not program and problem solve under exam conditions. They mostly do not work in a bubble. There's no point setting some complicated question trying to weed out those who either learned it via rote learning or just happened to have come across the problem i

    • by labnet ( 457441 )

      That's pretty clever.

      We use a version of the Boeing Interview Style.

      Ask 10 questions. 5 are technical and 5 relational.
      For example:
      Tell me about a time you made a mistake and what was the consequence.
      or
      Tell us about a specific time when you had a disagreement with someone at work and how did you resolve it.

      For EE's there is general technical knowledge section, like what is C0G dielectric, whats the difference between common and differential mode radiation, draw a buck regulator etc.

      You usually use two inter

    • I hired EEs as well but personally I also ask a really basic problem solving question. Especially for younger engineers straight out of university a question like "draw a simple unregulated AC > DC supply.". The reason being is that it gives a quick visual indication of a problem solving process. Last time I went through this we actually hired a candidate that got the question wrong (drew diodes in backwards), but watching the working out on the paper it was clear he'd not designed something like this in

  • The good thing is that all of them were made on the same afternoon.

    Oe was with HR, the other was with "Western direct Boss", one was with "Chinese direct Boss", One was with Bosses' Boss.

    Originally, they wanted to make them in four different days, but it helped me that I was travelling to the USoA the following week. Since they were 'quite' interested in me, the HR person really moved quick and lined all up for the same afternoon as said.

    Afterwards, it took a few days for a definitive offer to arrive.

    But ye

  • by uncqual ( 836337 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @10:10PM (#61648937)

    "According to a survey from global staffing firm Robert Half, 62% of US professionals say they lose interest in a job if they don't hear back from the employer within two weeks -- or 10 business days -- after the initial interview. That number jumps to 77% if there is no status update within three weeks. "

    I'm surprised candidates are that patient.

    I've always assumed the company has lost interest if I don't hear back within 48 hours. This update then needs to outline concrete next steps (usually finding out when I'm free to come in to chat with others) indicating they have made some sort of decision vs. just delaying.

    When I've been on the hiring side, if you've not heard back from me within 24 hours, that's not a good sign! I must admit to sometimes keeping someone hanging for a couple days though -- because I've got someone further along in the pipeline that I like for the position more. If we like you, we are afraid of losing you if we dawdle.

    If a company doesn't get back pretty quickly, that's a sign of several possible things -- none good and some fatal. Perhaps they are unable to make decisions quickly. Perhaps they are just rude. Perhaps they are disorganized. Perhaps they are arrogant. Perhaps they are unsure of themselves. Perhaps they are too bureaucratic. Perhaps you're a second choice. Or, perhaps they are just not interested.

    • by antdude ( 79039 )

      I always ask what are the next steps and when I be followed up. If I don't hear from them, then I follow up after that date.

  • In my current job I went through four interviews over about 3 months. Lucky for them they came to me while I was already employed by somebody else, so they could take as long as they wanted. Unemployed people have mouths to feed and bills to pay, so they don't have the luxury of time to waste on such shenanigans.
  • My favourite variant of this was when a large tech company flew me from australia (where i was living at the time - I don't anymore, but that's irrelivant to the story) to san francisco for a two days of interviews, and then called me after I got home to say "you aced the tech interviews, however we're not going to consider you because most of your experience is in finance, and generally finance people aren't agile enough". It's a fine view, but it's also a view they could have had, you know, before flying me half way around the world - not only was that stuff on my resume, we even talked about it during the phone screens.

    To be fair, given the intervening seven years, I dodged a serious bullet there anyhow.

  • by QuietLagoon ( 813062 ) on Monday August 02, 2021 @10:42PM (#61648997)
    ... for the Engineers I hired. The first was a general interview with me and a couple senior people on the team. If the candidate passed that interview, I then scheduled a longer interview, telling the candidate to expect to spend most of the day at the interview. During that second interview, the candidate talked with everyone on the team (I told the candidate to ask about the company as much as the company asks about the candidate) and a couple people in other departments. I never saw a need to go beyond the second interview to have enough information to make the hiring decision. In the long term, about 90% of the people I hired stayed with the company for more than five years.
  • Otherwise you are just wasting your and their time. Make up your effing mind, already.
  • Like I said, 3 or 4 interviews max are the absolute limit and then I won't return your calls.

    I've done that twice in the last 4 or 5 years and never missed a minute of sleep. GE Healthcare was one of them and some place that makes waterjet-cutting machines was the other.

    Fuck your company, and fuck any group of dipshits that insist on multiple marathon job interviews. I just won't do it, but then I have the luxury of not having to give a shit.

  • by ghoul ( 157158 ) on Tuesday August 03, 2021 @12:11AM (#61649145)
    As someone who has hired well over a 1000 people over the last 8 years, 3 rounds are enough. The first round is a online technical test used to screen people for the minimum skills. The second round is a technical round with a subject matter expert to check whether the person who took the online test is the same as the person who is showing up - this can be in person or over zoom and also to check if they can answer technical questions in real time. The third round is with a manager to check for personal skills - basically you dont want to hire an asshole even if they are great technically. A person's individual productivity does not matter if they are going to be a net negative for the team's productivity.

    After this there can be another discussion which is not an interview but rather a discussion of salary , benefits and joining dates. Note a preliminary discussion should have happened with HR even before the first round but depending on how good the candidate is vis a vis other candidates a final discussion can happen. Thats it. More than that means the hiring manager doesn treally have an urgent need or is not someone who is qualified to make hiring decisions temperementally.
    • As someone who has hired well over a 1000 people over the last 8 years,

      You personally hired a person every 2nd working day for the last 8 years? If you got anything else done, I'm impressed.

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  • Any more than 2 is silly and a waste of time outside of higher level positions, which 99% of us don't care about anyway.
  • by erp_consultant ( 2614861 ) on Tuesday August 03, 2021 @12:36AM (#61649193)

    We sincerely thank you for completing your 15th interview with us. While our typical hiring process is normally 18 months we have decided to fast track you and aim to complete the entire process in a mere 17 months. At this rate we expect to conduct a further 57 interviews with you, at which time we might be in a position to narrow the field down to 12 candidates.

    Hiring a junior software engineer is not something we take lightly. We are a company that operates on a consensus basis so we are sure you will understand our need to solicit feedback from every single person on the IT team, up to and including the CIO. Cultural fit is a big thing to us. So we are going to require you to provide us with all of your social media accounts and passwords in order that we may masquerade as an online version of you and see what kind of people you hang out with.

    Oh, and our HR team had a few questions they wanted me to pass along to you:

    1) Have you ever had sex with animals? We're not judging - this information helps us to place you with the right team where you can share common goals.
    2) Have you ever given, or would you consider providing, a blowjob at the conclusion of the final interview? I'm not saying it is required but it would sure tip the scales in your favor.
    3) How do you feel about having a manager that is a complete asshole? We ask this because there is a very good chance that your future manager will in fact be a complete asshole so in the spirit of full transparency we wanted to disclose this upfront.

    Let's be clear on the role of HR. When/if you join the company we will provide you with lots of information. We will appear business like and friendly. You may make the mistake of thinking that we are there to help you. Don't. We are not your friend. Not only that, we will fuck you over every chance we get. If you wish to advance in this company you too will learn how to fuck people over and enjoy doing it. Welcome to corporate America.

    We look forward to your responses and to further, seemingly never ending interviews.

    Sincerely,

    Your potential future employer

  • >"how many rounds of interviews should it take for an employer to reasonably assess a candidate before the process veers into excess?"

    3 maximum. Depending on the job, we typically do 2 interviews before a hire, rarely just 1 (not counting the duds that we throw out after the first), and rarely 3 (that only happens in the rare occasion there is actually a pool of very interesting people). With the poor quality of applicants we have had in 2021, we rarely even find anyone interesting to interview at all.

  • Ok for an IC role 3 interviews should be enough. But he applied for a director role, a position that usually pays a lot, involves decision making and has you talking to a lot of people. I applied for a senior architecture role and there were 8 interviews before they offered. That seemed about right to understand the role from the perspective of engineering, team leads, and management. It looks really bad that this person can't manage 4+ meetings for this particular role. Personally I think he knew it wasn't
  • by JakFrost ( 139885 ) on Tuesday August 03, 2021 @03:10AM (#61649423)

    Goldman Sachs

    Almost two decades ago I interviewed for a company in New York City finance industry with Goldman Sachs and I had to go through seven single-person interviews over a period of a couple weeks and then wait another month for HR to get back to me.

    This only resulted in me quitting that incompetent company within 4 months of getting hired there because of how incredibly disorganized and insane they were. This really opened my eyes to the level of incompetence there along with the false carrot and stick mentality in their management style. The department that I worked for for such a short period of time as a contractor much less an employee had a turnover rate of over 90% with no employee working more than one year there. There were only two employees in that department one who was there for 7 years and another one there that was there for 3 years and they were untouchable but also unwilling to do any real work or help since their responsibility was keep the operations going and the lights on and running.

    All the companies that go through very long rounds of interviews and take forever to make decisions really do show off their levels of incompetence and an interview is a two-way process where the company judges a candidate's ability to do the work but at the same time the candidate should be judging the company itself to determine if that is the place they want to work.

    Unfortunately sometimes that doesn't work out and you can't spot bad things during the interview process only to learn them much later and hopefully quickly enough to get out.

    Mizuho Financials

    On the other hand I interviewed for another financial investment company a very small one and I did not even complete one round of interviews before leaving since I saw a young secretary bring the printouts of emails to a manager that were addressed to the manager that was interviewing me who did not use his computer to check his own email. I literally walked out right then and there. The technical manager who I interviewed with before ran out to catch me before I got to the elevator asking what was wrong and I basically told him what I saw and that this is not a company that I'm willing to work for if the director of the department cannot even use a computer for a technical department.

    Amazon AWS Cloud Services, Active Directory Department

    And on the other hand I interviewed for Amazon on a lark just to test the waters a few years sgo and I did not even finish the second question of the interview because as a senior programmer and analyst with server administration experience in multiple operating systems and a 20-year career history their second question to me was if I could tell them about the Fibonacci sequence. I asked them are they trying to ask me if I know how to rewrite a recursive function but my question was met with silence from the interviewers who I realized were just going to go for programming tips and tricks for college levels applicants and who themselves did not understand what a recursive function even is. That was the funniest and shortest phone interview I've ever done and this was good old Amazon technical services on the AWS cloud computing platform department that deals with Active Directory.

    I also asked them when have they ever used an algorithm that included the Fibonacci sequence in a developer project or a programming project or a scripting project or anything at all that had to do with automation in cloud services or active directory?

    I even offered to tell them how to write the algorithm in any scripting language if they could tell me of a real example of when the Fibonacci sequence was used in any algorithm that they have ever heard in any project. They couldn't answer that question either even though it was their second question of the interview process and they themselves did not understand why they were even asking it except it was probably on the list of trick interview questions for college graduates. After that experience I

    • by Bongo ( 13261 )

      I have personally found that I am valued much more highly and appreciated much more by offering high-level technical help and solutions and automations in industries that are not technical and they do not have the ability to hit the Fortune 500 or Fortune 100 levels.

      I found the same thing, albeit even at lower levels. I'm guessing it is because in those other industries, they have IT for very specific and real world purposes, so the value is more real and apparent. Also, other industries may be less about things/systems and more of a mix of things and people, whereas IT is just about things. So the culture has a better mix of people skills, and again, they have more sense of valuing people.

  • by dskoll ( 99328 ) on Tuesday August 03, 2021 @08:33AM (#61650127) Homepage

    This was the process I went through recently:

    • I had to write an essay responding to 29 questions; that was 12 pages long.
    • I did an online standardized aptitude test.
    • I did an online personality test.
    • I had six interviews with various engineering managers, all of which went well.
    • Finally, I had one interview with the CEO that was a disaster. He was a rude, belittling sonofabitch. He as much as came out and said I would be a diversity hire, being a woman (and a transgender woman at that... two boxes ticked at once!) I knew after about two minutes with the CEO that I would never take the job, and was really looking forward to turning them down, but unfortunately I guess I riled him up too and they didn't make me an offer.

    I later checked Glassdooor and there were dozens of reviews talking about what a toxic workplace this was. Meanwhile, I accepted a different job for more pay working with awesome people in a low-stress atmosphere; I feel like I really dodged a bullet.

    So if a company asks you for an essay, two online tests, and seven interviews... run, don't walk, away.

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