Is the pen as bad as it is made out to be? Did you ever run in to trouble or not get along with the other inmates? Is there any advice that you can offer to any slashdotters that have to serve some time that you wish you had known?
pilot That should be polite. I was setting up my palm pilot over the weekend, and typed pilot more times than I can count.. autopilot is a great thing...
Yeah, did you ever lie about your crimes to the inmates to gain
respect with them? I understand inmates generally don't like
pedophiles and that "the system" punishes them pretty harshly. How do
they like super elite hackers? You ever claim you killed a man?
Well he is a master of social engineering. He prolly had all the inmates he didn't like fearing for their lives, the inmates he did like waiting on him hand and foot and all the prison guard's credit card numbers.
Show some inmates with lots of power how to make free phone calls, and perform some favors for them. When you get out, they will take you into an elite crime syndicate as their technology head. Then wait for a secret box that decrypts everything to come along, and hire your former best friend to steal it for you. Simple as that
The slammer (Score:5, Interesting)
Welcome back.
Re:The slammer (Score:1)
Yes, my whole out look on the prison system is based on Office Space
MG
Re:The slammer (Score:1)
No... There were no conjugal visits...
He was in a Federal 'Pound-You-In-The-Ass' Prison was he not?
Re:The slammer (Score:1)
Regardless, I hope this question goes through.
Re:The slammer (Score:2)
Is this just a pilot way of asking if he got raped?
Re:The slammer (Score:1)
That should be polite. I was setting up my palm pilot over the weekend, and typed pilot more times than I can count.. autopilot is a great thing...
Re:The slammer (Score:1)
No.
Re:The slammer (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The slammer (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The slammer (Score:1)
Advice (Score:5, Funny)
Simple as that
Mod this up (Score:2)
Mmm sneakers... (Score:1)
Re:Advice (Score:1)
2) Profit!!!