Is the pen as bad as it is made out to be? Did you ever run in to trouble or not get along with the other inmates? Is there any advice that you can offer to any slashdotters that have to serve some time that you wish you had known?
Show some inmates with lots of power how to make free phone calls, and perform some favors for them. When you get out, they will take you into an elite crime syndicate as their technology head. Then wait for a secret box that decrypts everything to come along, and hire your former best friend to steal it for you. Simple as that
The slammer (Score:5, Interesting)
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Advice (Score:5, Funny)
Simple as that
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Mmm sneakers... (Score:1)
Re:Advice (Score:1)
2) Profit!!!