What is your most productive time of day?

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side
door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta
space out for about an hour.

Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that
for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a
given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't care.

Don't, don't care?

It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now, if I work my ass off and
Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime. So where's
the motivation? And here's another thing, Bob. I have eight different
bosses right now!

I beg your pardon?

Eight bosses.

Eight?

Eight, bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different
people coming by to tell me about it. That's my real motivation - is
not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job, but y'know, Bob,
it will only make someone work hard enough not to get fired.

No, I find daily distractions at the office to be mind numbing. I often come in a couple hours early, when no one else is around, just so I can hammer stuff out. I love the total silence and can get a whole lot more done. During the day people pop in my office, the phone rings, text messages start popping in, twitter is going off, emails rolling in, etc, etc. makes it impossible to concentrate on reading /.

We shall not speak of those who arrive between 9am and 10am...